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Thursday, February 23, 2012

The Night of Coronation

The dance started off to be extremely boring.  The DJ sucked, He would play all these rap songs ( growing up on pop punk like blink 182 you understand my dislike) He morphed the songs so the beat was really loud and the lyrics were really quiet so no one really knew what song it was.  When me and Katie decided our shoes weren’t going to much use standing on the dance floor we walked around.  We got stopped but none other than Eric Pumbo, I don’t have to go into much detail to describe him because his last name describes him perfectly.  Over weight, dandruff all over his shoulders making it look like he just came from a blizzard, breath is horrible, and if he’s appearance wasn’t bad already his personality sucks. It sucks so much in my opinion mostly because he was the number one person who spread rumors about me all of Freshman year, resulting in four boys coming up to me at lunch while I was by my locker saying “Sorry, I don’t think of you in that way.” Two of which I never meet in my entire life.  I always hated Pumbo more than anyone and he decided to ask me to slow dance.  I told him I don’t even hug people and he said we can slow dance from a distance.  I decided if he really wanted to dance I’ll sway slowly were I stood and he can do the same, as I started to sway I notice his hands reach out at me, GROSS! He wanted to hold me while we danced, needless to say I ran as fast as my four inch glittery heels would take me away from that naked mole rat.  As I hid in the bathroom Katie came in looking for me.
 “What’s wrong?” She asked confused
“Pumbo just asked me to dance, Eric Pumbo!”
“EWWW GROSS!”
Thank goodness for friends who understand pain.
Outside the bathroom we ran into Katie’s friend Matt.  He really wanted her to dance with his friend Michael, the poor guy sat all by himself at a table just looking at everyone else having a (I use the term loosely) good time.  Katie really didn’t want to but in my opinion he seemed really nice.  He had light long brown hair, a little scruff of a beard, light blue dress shirt somewhat untucked, and he had emerald green eyes. After a while of convincing, Sara, Another girl in our group I just met that night, went to go ask him to dance in our group. We all dance and had a lot of fun at that point, we found out he was a junior, and liked classic rock music, when the dance ended I told him it was nice meeting him and he said nice meeting you too, to Katie that is, but person doesn’t matter he was polite none the less.
Katie, Sara, Eric (Invited by Katie to get back at me for getting her to dance with Michael.) and I all decided to go to IHOP after the dance.
While we all sat there talking about Michael and how Katie should go for it with him we ate our late night meals and people watched. In the car we dropped off Eric and Katie’s mom drove us all home, me being the first stop we tried are hardest to get all our complaining out about Pumbo being by us almost the entire night as we could while we ate Puppy Chow.

All in all it was a pretty good night. J And I have a feeling that’s not the last we will be seeing of sweet Micheal.

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